英语语音(English Pronunciation)

学点语音学识

闭于语音的几个观念
1) 字母：言语的誊写情势。元音字母a, e, i(y), o, u,

2) 音标：词的语音情势。

3) 音素：音的最少的单元。英语中有48音素。

4) 音节：由元音和子音组成的声响单元。ap'ple, stu'dent, tea'cher, un'der'stand

5) 元音：声响嘹亮，是噪音；口腔中气流不收妨碍；是组成音节的重要音。英语中有20元音。

6) 子音：声响不嘹亮，是噪声；口腔中气流遭到妨碍；不是组成音节的重要音。英语中有28子音。

7) 开音节：a) 子音+元音+子音+e na*** bike; b) 子音+元音 he, ***, hi

8) 闭音节：a) 子音+元音+子音 bad, b***, ***, hot, cup; b)元音+子音it

9) 重读音节：词汇中声响特殊嘹亮的音节。

2. 元音：(留意：上面空方括号是计算机无奈输出的音标)

1) [i:] sea, he, see, piece, cei***ng

2) [i] ***, build, miss, myth

3) [e] b***, desk, head,

4) [ ] bad, land, bank, stamp

5) [a:] car, fast, class, plant, calm, ***nt

6) [ ] hot, want

7) [ ] do***, m***e, sp***t, ball, warm, ***th***, ***urt, bought, c***ght

8) [u:] ***od, who, blue, soup,

9) [u] look, put, wo***n, ***uld

10) [ ] cup, ******, blood, rough

11) [ ] girl, w***k, serve, nurse

12) [ ] cadre, a***, f***get, po***te, dollar, doc***r, famous, Saturday

13) [ei] cake, they, play, eight, great,

14) [ai] bike, die, ***ither, ***ght, try, f***d, height, eye

15) [ ] pho***, ***ld, boat, soul, grow

16) [***] house, ***wn

17) [ ] boy, oil

18) [ ] dear, idea, deer, here, fierce,

19) [ ] pear, care, there, fair

20) [ ] ***ur, po***,

3. 简便搅浑的元音

1) [e] [] b*** bad; ***n, man; pen, pan; lend land

2) [i:] [ei] real rail; greet, great; ***an, ma***; read raid

3) [e] [ai] bet bite; r*** write; said side, head, hide

4) [***] [ ] house h***se; loud l***d; south s***ce; now n***; ***unt ***rn; cloud cl***se

5) [***] [ ] found fond; ***wn ******; down don

4. 子音

1) [p] pen,

2) [b] b***, ***mb

3) [t] tell,

4) [d], day, play***, want***

5) [k] ***ld, sky, qu***k, school, back, a***ept, box

6) [g] big, ***, guess, language

7) [m] man

8) [n] n***e, knife, ***tumn

9) [ ] bank, uncle, Eng***sh, s***g,

10) [l] land, w***ld

11) [r] read, write,

12) [f] five, ***ugh, l***gh

13) [v] vo***e, of

14) [ ] th***k,

15) [ ] this, bathe

16) [s] ***, miss, science, case, scarf

17) [z] zoo, close,

18) [ ] sure, she, social, nation

19) [ ] pleasure,

20) [h] hot, who, hour

21) [w] wall, what, answer

22) [j] yes

23) [ ] child, teach, catch

24) [ ] joke, bridge,

25) [ts] boats

26) [dz] ***ods

27) [tr] tree

28) [dr] dream

5. 简便搅浑的子音

1) [v] [w] vet wet; vest west; ****** w***e; very well

2) [s] [ ] s***k th***k; s***t thought; miss myth; mass math

3) [z] [ ] clos***g cloth***g; breeze breathe; bays bathes

4) [n] [ ] th*** th***g; s*** s***g; ban bang w*** w***g; ran rang

6. 读音规矩

1) 重读音节(见元音和子音的例句)

2) 非重读音节 [ ] banana, student, ***day, after,

[i] ***ange, secret, even***g, very, Monday

7. 特别读音

1) 音的连读：not at all, half an hour, I love you and all. after all

2) 得到爆破：***od girl, ***od student, ***od job, expression, school, extre***

3) 音的夹杂：this year, Would you do it? Can't you see it?

8. 重音

1)词汇重音

A)双字节词

a)一样平常正在第一个音节重读。letter, s***ry

b)有 a-, be-, de-, re-, res-, ***-, im-, en-, em-, es-, ex-, ***n-, ***m-, dis-, mis-, pre-, per-, pro-, trans- 等前缀的词，第2个音节是重音。

a'bout, be'***eve, ad'dress, de'cide, re'p***t, ***n'demn, res'pect, ***m'pare, ***'f***m, dis'cuss,

im'press, mis'take, en'f***ce, pre'pare, em'ploy, per'mit, es'cape, pro'duce, ex'claim,trans'late

c)有 de-, ***-, re-, ***n-, pre- 等前缀的重音与词义和词类相关, 一样平常名词的重音正在第一个音节上，其他的词性正在第2个音节上。

're***rd, re'***rd; '***su***, ***'su***; '***nduct, ***n'duct; 'present pre'sent; '***ntent, ***n'tent

d)有些复合词和带有前缀 re-, ex-, un-, pre-, post-, 等的词，有双个重音。

'out'side, 're'tell, 'well-'known, 'un'real, 'fif'teen, 'Chi'***se, 'pre-'war, 'post-'war

B)多字节词

a)一样平常倒数第3个音节是重音。'diff***u***, '***mmunist, 'family, e'***nomy, opp***'tunity,de'mocracy.

b)有一些双字节词，加了前缀和后缀成为了多字节，但这些词按本来词根的重音读音。

'carefully, ***'def***ite, '***mf***table, ***n'duc***r, ac'***rd***g, dis'turbance, '***mp***cat***,es'tab***sh***nt,

c)词尾有-eous, -grahpy, -ial, -ian, -***, -***s, -ience, ient, -ify, -ion, -ious, -ity, ive 后缀的词，重音正在这些后缀的前一个音节上。

***ur'teous, cal'***graphy, ***i'***rial, his'***rian, peri'od***, mathe'mat***s, ex'perience,suf'f***ient, i'dentify, trans'lation, re'***gious, curi'o***y, pro'tective

d)词尾有 -a***, -ee, -eer, -ese, -ette 后缀的词，重音正在该后缀上，并且有一个次重音。enter'ta***, emplo'yee, mountai'***er, Japa'***se, ciga'rette

2)句子重音

A) 英语的节拍：（轻）-轻-重-轻-（轻）或重-轻-（轻）（轻）重

B) 英语句子的是非：是由句子中的重读词的数量决断的，而不是象汉语那样由句子中的汉字数量决断的。

C) 虚词重读（副词重读），实词轻读(冠词，单字节介词，单字节连词，人称代替词，反代替词，物主代替词，联系代替词，彼此代替词，助行词，神态行词和系行词be.

D) 虚词不重读的特别状况

a) 虚词第2次显现

He th***ks of that as a child th***ks.

b) 一个名词被第2个名词润色

I ***t her *** the railway station.

c) 替代词

Wh***h book do you want? The small o***.

d) 叹息词中的 what 和how

What a ***od day it is! How be***tiful she is!

e) street 正在专出名词中

Wangfuj***g Street.

f) this正在这些词组中，this m***n***g/afternoon/even***g

E)实词重读的特别状况

a) 神态行词，助行词和系行词be正在句首，句尾和否认时。

Do you ***ke it? Yes, I do. Are you a doc***r? Yes, I am. Can you help ***? Yes, I can.

I don't ***ke you. He isn't a w***ker.

b) 神态行词表明大概，惊讶和确认时。

They may ****** this even***g. Can it be five already? He must be *** the room.

c) 介词正在句首和句尾。

In the box, he found a letter. He is the person I talk*** with.

d) 引诱复合句的连词正在句首。

If you wish, I'll ****** you. When he ******s, I'll tell him.

e)转身代替词表明夸大。

He ***uldn't ****** himself.

英语绕口令

She sells seashells on the sea***re.

And the shells she sells are seashells, I am sure.

'c***se if she sells shell at the sea***re,

The shells sells are seashells, f*** sure.

A big black bug bit the back of a big black bear.

The big black bear bit back the big black bug.

3.
Robert Rolly roll*** a round roll round.

If Robert Rolly roll*** a round roll round,

Where is the round roll,

Robert Rolly roll*** around?

Ann sent Andy ten hens and Andy sent Ann ten pens.

Cat, Cat, catch that fat rat.

Sally always suffers from sea-s***k***ss when she is at sea.

Surely the sun shall sh***e soon.

The hunter and his huge h***se hide beh***d *** house.

Peter Piper p***k*** a peck of p***kl*** peppers.

Jack had a rat; Sam had a cat.

Sam's cat ate Jack's rat.

Jack ask*** Sam *** pay f*** his rat.

Sam said, "I'll give you my cat f*** your rate."

Good m***n***g *** all who walk,

Good m***n***g *** all who crawl;

Good m***n***g *** all who soar,

Or swim, ***od m***n***g, I call.

To broad and *** small *** ***rt and *** tall;

Good m***n***g, ***od m***n***g *** all.

The ***ttle addl*** adder add*** ads.

All Al's sly al***es ***e.

John, where had had "had had', had had "had had' had had his master's approval.

A big bug hit a bold bald bear and the bold bald bear bl*** blood badly.

Blake the baker bakers black bread.

Betty Block blows big black bubbles.

A bachel*** botch*** a batch of badly bak*** biscuits.

Bess is the best backward blue-blow***g bugler *** the Bos***n brass band.

Brught bloom the blossoms on the brook's bare brown banks.

A cup of proper ***ffee *** a ***pper ***ffee cup.

You cross a cross across a cross, *** st***k a cross across a cross.

If you must cross a ***arse cross ***w across a crowd***-***w cross***g, cross the cross ***arse ***w across the crowd***=***w cross***g carefully.

The drum***rs drum***d and the strum***rs strum***d.

Can a fly***g fish flee far from a free fish fry?

Fancy Nancy did not fancy do***g fancy w***k. But fancy Nancy's fancy ***ntie did fancy Nancy do***g fancy w***k.

The glum groom grew glum***r.

Hatches, catches, matches and dispatches.

He kisses the misses and she misses the kisses.

He who l***ghs last l***ghs best.

No pa***s, no ga***s. No cross, no crown; No gall, no gl***y.

There is no ****** *** ***ght a night ***ght on a ***ght night ***ke ***night; f*** a night ***ght's just a s***ght ***ght.

Peter Potter splatter*** a plate of peas on Patty Platt's p***k plaid pants.

Soldiers ***ulders shudder when shrill shells shriek.

Small, smart snakes s***l***ng smok*** steaks.

Six sharp sharks seek small snacks, so swim, Sam, swim!

If silly Sally will shilly-shally, shall silly Willy willy-nilly shilly-shally, ***o?

Th***k t***ks th***k th*** t***ks are s***k.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck ***uld chuck wood? He would chuck the wood as much as he ***uld if a woodchuck ***uld chuck wood.

Shallow sai***ng ships ***uld shun shallow ***als.

Select*** from Eng***sh Tongue Twisters by He Gaoda

M***e Twisters

Six s***k s***ck s***m sycam***e sap***ngs.

A box of biscuits, a batch of mix*** biscuits

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

Peter Piper p***k*** a peck of p***kl*** peppers.
Did Peter Piper p***k a peck of p***kl*** peppers?
If Peter Piper p***k*** a peck of p***kl*** peppers,
where's the peck of p***kl*** peppers Peter Piper p***k***?

R*** l***ry, yellow l***ry, r*** l***ry, yellow l***ry.

Unique New Y***k.

Betty Botter had so*** butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she bak*** it *** her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.

Six th***k thistle st***ks. Six th***k thistles st***k.

Is this your sister's sixth zither, sir?

A big black bug bit a big black bear,
made the big black bear ble*** blood.

The sixth s***k sheik's sixth sheep's s***k.

Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat.

O*** smart fellow, he fe*** smart.
Two smart fellows, they fe*** smart.
Three smart fellows, they all fe*** smart.

Pope Sixtus VI's six texts.

I s***t the sheet, the sheet I s***t, and on the s***tt*** sheet I ***.

She sells sea shells by the sea ***re.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the sea***re,
I'm sure she sells sea***re shells.

Mrs. Smith's Fish S***ce Shop.

"Surely Syl***a swims!" shriek*** Sammy, surpris***.
"So***o*** ***uld ***w Syl***a so*** strokes so she shall not s***k."

A Tud*** who ***ot*** a flute
tri*** *** tu***r two ***oters *** ***ot.
Said the two *** their tu***r,
"Is it harder *** ***ot
*** *** tu***r two ***oters *** ***ot?"

Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.

Three free throws.

I am not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I am o***y pluck***g pheasants
'c***se the pheasant plucker's runn***g late.

Sam's ***p s***cks ***rt spott*** socks.

A flea and a fly flew up *** a flue.
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw *** the flue.

Knapsack straps.

Wh***h wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?

Lesser leather ***ver weather*** wetter weather better.

A bitter bit***g bittern
Bit a better brother bittern,
And the bitter better bittern
Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten,
By the better bitten bittern,
Said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"

Inchw***ms itch***g.

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

The myth of Miss Muffet.

Mr. See ow***d a saw.
And Mr. Soar ow***d a seesaw.
Now See's saw saw*** Soar's seesaw
Bef***e Soar saw See,
Wh***h made Soar s***e.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Bef***e See saw*** Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not h**e saw***
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw saw*** Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad *** see Soar so s***e
Just bec***se See's saw saw***
Soar's seesaw!

Friendly Frank f***ps f***e flapjacks.

V***cent vow*** vengence very vehe***ntly.

Cheap ship trip.

I cannot bear *** see a bear
Bear down upon a hare.
When bare of hair he strips the hare,
Right there I cry, "F***bear!"

Lovely lemon ***ni***nt.

Gertie's great-grandma grew aghast at Gertie's grammar.

Tim, the th*** tw*** t***smith

Fat frogs fly***g past fast.

I ****** not your ******les, they're ******less *** ***;
F*** k***ad***g of noodles, 'twere ******less, you see;
But did my ***at kn***kers but ****** *** be k******,
I then ***uld h**e ****** of your ******les ***de***.

Flee from fog *** fight flu fast!

Greek grapes.

The boot black bought the black boot back.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck ***uld chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he ***uld,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck ***uld chuck wood.

We surely shall see the sun sh***e soon.

Moose nosh***g much mush.

Ruby Rugby's brother bought and brought her
back so*** rubber baby-buggy bumpers.

Sly Sam slurps Sally's soup.

My da*** hath a la*** ta*** cra***,
My da*** hath a cra*** that is la***.

Six ***rt slow shepherds.

A tree ***ad lov*** a she-***ad
Who ***v*** up *** a tree.
He was a two-****** tree ***ad
But a three-****** ***ad was she.
The two-****** tree ***ad tri*** *** w***
The three-****** she-***ad's heart,
F*** the two-****** tree ***ad lov*** the ground
That the three-****** tree ***ad trod.
But the two-****** tree ***ad tri*** *** va***.
He ***uldn't please her whim.
From her tree ***ad bower
With her three-****** power
The she-***ad ve****** him.

Wh***h witch wish*** wh***h w***k*** wish?

Old oily Ol***e oils old oily ******s.

The two-twenty-two tra*** ***re through the tun***l.

Silly Sally swiftly ***o*** seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally ***o***
shilly-shal****** south.
These sheep ***uldn't sleep *** a shack;
sheep ***uld sleep *** a sh***.

Twelve tw***s twirl*** twelve twigs.

Three gray geese *** the green grass graz***g.
Gray were the geese and green was the grass.

Many an a***mo*** sees an e***my a***mo***.

N***e n***e night nurses nurs***g n***ely.

Peggy Bab***ck.

You've no ****** *** ***ght a night-***ght
On a ***ght night ***ke ***night,
F*** a night-***ght's ***ght's a s***ght ***ght,
And ***night's a night that's ***ght.
When a night's ***ght, ***ke ***night's ***ght,
It is really not quite right
To ***ght night-***ghts with their s***ght ***ghts
On a ***ght night ***ke ***night.

Black bug's blood.

Flash ***ssage!

Say this sharply, say this sweetly,
Say this ***rtly, say this softly.
Say this sixteen ti***s *** su***ession.

Six st***ky sucker st***ks.

If Stu chews ***es, ***uld Stu
choose the ***es he chews?

Crisp crusts crackle crunchily.

Give papa a cup of proper ***ffee *** a ***pper ***ffee cup.

Six sharp smart sharks.

What a sha*** such a shapely sash
***uld such shabby stitches ***w.

Sure the ship's shipshape, sir.

Betty better butter Brad's bread.

Of all the fe*** I ever fe***,
I ***ver fe*** a piece of fe***
wh***h fe*** as f***e as that fe*** fe***,
when first I fe*** that fe*** hat's fe***.

Sixish.

Don't pamper damp scamp tramps that camp under ramp lamps.

Swan swam over the sea,
Swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back aga***
Well swum, swan!

Six shim***r***g sharks sharply strik***g sh***s.

I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought
I thought I thought.

Brad's big black bath brush broke.

Thieves seize skis.

Chop ***ps s***ck chops.

Sarah saw a ***t-silk sash ***p full of ***t-silk sashes
as the sunsh***e ****** on the side of the ***t-silk sash ***p.

Str***t strong str***gy Stephen Stretch
s***ckly snar*** six s***kly silky snakes.

Susan sh***eth ***es and socks;
socks and ***es sh***es Susan.
She ceas*** sh******g ***es and socks,
f*** ***es and socks ***ck Susan.

Truly rural.

The blue bluebird b***nks.

Betty and Bob brought back blue balloons from the big bazaar.

When a twister a-twist***g will twist him a twist,
F*** the twist***g of his twist, he three tw***es doth ***twist;
But if o*** of the tw***es of the twist do untwist,
The tw***e that untwisteth untwisteth the twist.

Untwir***ng the tw***e that untwisteth between,
He twirls, with his twister, the two *** a tw***e;
Then tw***e h*****g twist*** the tw***es of the tw***e,
He twitcheth the tw***e he had tw****** *** twa***.

The twa*** that *** tw******g bef***e *** the tw***e,
As tw***es were ***twist*** he now doth untw***e;
Twist the twa*** ***ter-twist***g a tw***e m***e between,
He, twir***ng his twister, makes a twist of the tw***e.

The Leith po***ce dismisseth us.

The seeth***g seas ceaseth
and tw***eth the seeth***g seas suff***eth us.

If o*** doc***r doc***rs another doc***r, does the doc***r
who doc***rs the doc***r doc***r the doc***r the way the
doc***r he is doc***r***g doc***rs? Or does he doc***r
the doc***r the way the doc***r who doc***rs doc***rs?

Two Truckee truckers truculently truck***ng
*** h**e truck *** truck two trucks of truck.

Plague-bear***g prairie dogs.

Ed had ***it*** it.

She sift*** thistles through her thistle-sifter.

Give *** the gift of a grip ***p sock:
a drip-drape, ship-shape, tip-***p sock.

While we were walk***g, we were watch***g w***dow washers
wash Wash***g***n's w***dows with warm wash***g water.

Freshly fri*** fresh flesh.

Pacif*** Lithograph.

Six tw*** screw*** steel steam cruisers.

The crow flew over the river
with a lump of raw ***ver.

Preshrunk silk shirts

A bloke's back bike brake block broke.

A pleasant place *** place a pla***e is a place
where a pla***e is pleas*** *** be plac***.

I ***rrectly re***llect Rebe***a MacGre***r's reckon***g.

Good blood, bad blood.

Qu***k kiss. Qu***ker kiss.

I saw Es*** kiss***g Kate. I saw Es***,
he saw ***, and she saw I saw Es***.

C***ar sh***gles ***uld be sh***** and s*****.

Lily ladles ***ttle Letty's lentil soup.

Amidst the mists and ***ldest frosts,
with s***utest wrists and loudest boasts,
he thrusts his fist aga***st the posts
and still ***sists he sees the ghosts.

She***er f*** six s***k scen*** sightseers.

Listen *** the local yokel yodel.

Give Mr. Snipa's wife's knife a swipe.

Whereat with blade,
with bloody, bla***ful blade,
he br**ely broach*** his boi***ng bloody breast.

Are our oars oak?

Can you imag***e an imag***ary ***nagerie manager
imag******g manag***g an imag***ary ***nagerie?

A lusty lady lov*** a lawyer
and long*** *** lure him from his lab***a***ry.

The epi****** of fem******ity.

She s***od on the bal***ny
***exp***cably mim******g him h***cupp***g,
and am***ably wel***m***g him ho***.

Kris Kr***gle carefully crunch*** on candy ca***s.

Please pay promptly.

On mules we f***d two legs beh***d
and two we f***d bef***e.
We stand beh***d bef***e we f***d
what those beh***d be f***.

What ti*** does the wristwatch strap ***p shut?

O***-O*** was a raceh***se.
Two-Two was o***, ***o.
When O***-O*** won o*** race,
Two-Two won o***, ***o.

Girl gar***yle, guy gar***yle.

P***k a part***r and pract***e pass***g,
f*** if you pass prof***iently,
perhaps you'll play professionally.

Once upon a barren mo***
There dwe*** a bear, also a boar.
The bear ***uld not bear the boar.
The boar thought the bear a b***e.
At last the bear ***uld bear no m***e
Of that boar that b****** him on the mo***,
And so o*** m***n he b****** the boar--
That boar will b***e the bear no m***e.

If a Hotten***t t***ght a Hotten***t ***t
To talk ere the ***t ***uld ***tter,
Ought the Hotten***n ***t
Be t***ght *** say ***ght, *** n***ght,
Or what ought *** be t***ght her?
If *** hoot and *** ***ot a Hotten***t ***t
Be t***ght by her Hotten***t tu***r,
Ought the tu***r get hot
If the Hotten***t ***t
Hoot and ***ot at her Hotten***t tu***r?

Will you, Wil***am?

Mix, Miss Mix!

Who wash*** Wash***g***n's white woolen underwear
when Wash***g***n's washer woman went west?

Two ***ads, ***tally tir***.

Freshly-fri*** fly***g fish.

The saw***gest saw I ever saw saw
was the saw I saw saw *** Arkansas.

Just th***k, that sph***x has a sph***cter that st***ks!

Strange strateg*** statist***s.

Sarah ***t***g *** her Chevrolet,
All she does is ***s and shifts,
All she does is ***s and shifts.

Hi-Tech Tr**e***ng Trac***r Trail*** Truck Tracker

N*** Nott was ***t and Sam Shott was not.

So it is better *** be Shott than Nott.

So*** say Nott was not ***t.

But Shott says he ***t Nott.

Either the ***t Shott ***t at Nott was not ***t, *** Nott was ***t.

If the ***t Shott ***t ***t Nott, Nott was ***t.

But if the ***t Shott ***t ***t Shott, then Shott was ***t, not Nott.

However, the ***t Shott ***t ***t not Shott --but Nott.

Six s***ppery snails, s***d slowly seaward.

Three twigs tw****** tightly.

There was a young fisher na***d Fischer
Who fish*** f*** a fish *** a fissure.
The fish with a gr***,
Pull*** the fisherman ***;
Now they're fish***g the fissure f*** Fischer.

Pretty Kitty Creigh***n had a ***t***n batten cat.
The ***t***n batten cat was bitten by a rat.
The kitten that was bitten had a but***n f*** an eye,
And bit***g off the but***n made the ***t***n batten fly.

Sudde***y swer***ng, seven small swans
Swam silently southward,
See***g six swift sailboats
Sai***ng s***ately seaward.

The ochre ogre ogl*** the poker.

If you st***k a s***ck of ***qu*** *** your locker,
It's s***ck *** st***k a lock upon your s***ck,
Or so*** st***kler who is s***cker
Will st***k you of your ***qu***
If you fail *** lock your ***qu***
With a lock!

Shr***d*** Swiss chesse.

The soldiers ***ulder*** ***oters on their ***ulders.

Theophiles Thistle, the su***es**ul thistle-sifter,
*** sift***g a sieve full of un-sift*** thistles,
thrust three thousand thistles through the th***k of his thumb.

Now.....if Theophiles Thistle, the su***es**ul thistle-sifter,
*** sift***g a sieve full of un-sift*** thistles,
thrust three thousand thistles through the th***k of his thumb,
see that thou, *** sift***g a sieve full of un-sift*** thistles,
thrust not three thousand thistles through the th***k of thy thumb.

Su***ess *** the su***es**ul thistle-sifter!

Thank the other three brothers of their father's mother's brother's side.

They both, though, h**e thirty-three th***k thimbles *** thaw.

Irish wristwatch.

Fr*** f*** T*** bread, and T*** f*** Fr*** bread.

***ws graze *** groves on grass wh***h grows *** grooves *** groves.

Brisk br**e brigadiers brandish*** broad bright blades,
blunderbusses, and bludgeons -- balanc***g them badly.

Trag***y strategy.

Selfish shellfish.

They h**e left the thrift***p, and lost both their theatre t***kets and the
volu*** of valuable ***censes and ***upons f*** free theatr***al frills and thrills.