Morning Jogging晨跑
Wife : What f***? It's o***y 5 o'clock *** the m***n***g.
Husband: You f******t? We're ******g *** jog.
Wife : This early? I h**en't had enough sleep.
Husband: Get out of b***! It's our agree***nt. Don't break it on the first day.
Wife : All right! Let *** take a ***wer.
Husband: No, you can take a ***wer after we ****** back. Now get up and get dress***.
Wife : What shall I wear?
Husband : Sp***tswear and jogg***g ***es.
Wife : I don't h**e jogg***g ***es.
Husband: Yes, you h**e. We bought them yesterday.
Wife : We did?....Oh, look! It's spott***g with ra*** outside. We can't *** jogg***g this m***n***g.
Husband: It isn't ra******g outside and we are ******g *** jog this m***n***g. ****** on! Get dress***.
Wife : But ....
Husband: No buts. It'll be ***od f*** your hea***h, and keep you *** shape as well.
Wife : All righ't. But you h**e *** understand that I'm do***g it f*** your sake.
Husband: No, it's f*** your own sake.
Wife : I'm ready....It's dark and chilly outside.
Husband: Let's warm up bef***e we ***. Ready? Do as I do. O***, two, o***, two ....