双语笑话：跟妈妈一模一样的女朋友

No matter wh***h girls he brought ho***, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend g**e him ad***ce."F***d a girl just ***ke your mother -- then, she's bound *** ***ke her."

　　So the young man search*** and search***, and f***ally found the girl. He ***ld his friendly ad***ser:"Just ***ke you said, I found a girl who look***, talk***, dress***, and even ***ok*** ***ke mother, And just as you said, mother ***k*** her".

　　"So," ask*** the friend, "what happe***d?""Noth***g," said the young man. " My father hates her!".

双语笑话：跟母亲千篇一律的女友人
　　有个小伙子发觉，不论他带啥女孩子回家，母亲都不支持。一名友人意见他，“你找一个像你母亲同样的女孩吧——你母亲确认会喜爱她的”。这个小伙子就找啊找啊，最终找到了一个女孩。他告知本人的友人：“就像你说的，我找到了一个女孩，不论正在感触、发言、装扮，乃至烹调技艺都非常像母亲的，并且真的像你说的那样，母亲非常喜爱她。”“那末，”他的友人问到，“产生了啥事？”“没事，”小伙子说，我父亲非常厌恶她！”