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    Three wo***n die ***gether *** an a***ident and *** *** he**en.3個姑娘正在一場車禍中喪生並且來到了地狱.
  
    When they get there, St. Peter says, “We o***y h**e o*** rule here ***he**en...don’t step on the ducks.“當他們到了那裡, 天使聖彼得說: “正在地狱裡, 我們這裡仅有一個規矩.....千萬不要踩到鴨子“
  
    So they enter he**en, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.確認這3個姑娘知晓後, 他們進入了地狱. 可是地狱裡到處都是鴨子.
  
    It is almost impossible not *** step on a duck, and a***hough they trytheir best *** **oid them, the first woman a***identally steps on o***.鴨子幾乎多到不成能踩不到, 雖然極力制止, 可是第一個姑娘不测的踩到一隻.
  
    Along ******s St. Peter with the ug***est man she ***ver saw. St. Petercha***s them ***gether and says “Your punish***nt f*** stepp***g on a duckis *** spend eternity cha****** *** this ugly man!“這時, 天使聖彼得马上帶著一個這姑娘一辈子中從未見過長的極醜陋的汉子來到他的眼前, 告訴他: “你踩到鴨子的懲罰便是要永遠跟這個醜汉子鏈正在一同“
  
    The ***xt day, the se***nd woman steps a***identally on a duck, and along******s St. Peter, who doesn’t miss a th***g, and with him is anotherextre***ly ugly man. He cha***s them ***gether with the sa***admonish***nt as f*** the first woman.次日, 别的一個姑娘也不当心的踩到鴨子. 這時聖彼得又帶著另外一個極其噁心的汉子來到她的眼前, 好像以前那個姑娘的下場, 聖彼得把第2個姑娘跟他帶來的醜汉子綁正在一同.
  
    The third woman has observ*** all this and, not want***g *** be cha******f*** all eternity *** an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.第3個已經發現這個殘酷的結果, 并且她不期望永遠跟一個醜陋噁心的汉子栓正在一同. 以是她十分十分当心她的腳步.
  
    She manages *** *** months without stepp***g on any ducks, but o*** daySt. Peter ******s up *** her with the most handso*** man she has everlaid eyes on. Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and th***.她戰戰兢兢正在未踩就任何鴨子的情況下, 安宁過了幾個月. 可是有一天,聖彼得來到她的眼前並帶著一個前所未見的超級帥汉子. 這個汉子不僅魁梧壯碩, 濃纖和度,而還有一附美丽的長睫毛.
  
    St. Peter cha***s them ***gether without say***g a w***d. The woman remarks,“I wonder what I did *** deserve be***g cha****** *** you f*** all of eternity?“聖彼得把他們鏈正在一同後, 沒對那個姑娘說任一話就走了. 這姑娘就問跟她鏈正在一同的汉子: “我非常納悶, 為什麼我能够跟你永遠的鏈正在一同?“
  
    The guy says, “I don’t know about you, but I stepp*** on a duck!“這個汉子說: “我不明白妳的情況是怎樣啦. 可是我踩到一隻鴨子“

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