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A person's na*** is very imp***tant. So*** na***s also h**e special ***an***gs *** popular USAn expressions. To better understand what I ***an, *** back and ***sten. You might even want *** get a cup of Joe(一杯咖啡豆). I ***an a cup of ***ffee.
O*** day, an **erage Joe was walk***g down the street. An **erage Joe(平常人) is a ***mmon person either male *** female. This **erage Joe was lost. He did not know Jack about(对……一窍不通)where he was ******g. By this, I ***an he did not know anyth***g about where *** f***d th***gs *** the city.
So, **erage Joe ask*** John Q Pub***c f*** directions *** the ***arest bank. John Q Pub***c(平常人) is also a ***mmon person, male *** female. "She is Louis! (天啊).“said John Q Pub***c. This is an expression of surprise. "She is Louis! Don't you know that all banks are clos*** ***day? It is Saturday.”
"F*** Pete's sake(天啊)," said **erage Joe. This is also an expression us*** *** ***w a fee***ng ***ke surprise *** disappo***t***nt. "F*** Pete's sake, I do not be***eve you." said **erage Joe. He was be***g a doubt***g Thomas(素性多疑的人), so***o*** who does not be***eve anyth***g he is ***ld.
At that mo***nt, Joe Blow(老公民) was walk***g down the street with a woman. Joe Blow is also an expression f*** a ***mmon man. Now, this Joe Blow was not w***k***g ***xt *** a Pla*** Ja***(不卓越的女孩). A Pla*** Ja*** is a woman who is ***ither ugly n*** pretty, she is simply pla***.
Now the woman with Joe Blow was a real Sheila, a be***tiful woman. **erage Joe ask*** the woman if all banks were clos*** on Saturday. "No way, Jose."(“不成能的荷西”,经常使用于熟人之间的回绝做某事) she answer***. This is a way of say***g "No". "No way, Jose." Many banks are open on Saturdays. **erage Joe did not know either of these two people from Adam(素昧平生). That is he did not know them at all, but he follow*** their directions *** the ***arest bank.
When he arriv***, he walk*** *** the desk of the chief bank employee. Now this man was a true jack-of-all-trades(全能学生,样样通无一精). He k***w how *** do everyth***g.
“I am here *** withdraw so*** mo***y, so I can pay my taxes *** Uncle Sam.” said **erage Joe. Uncle Sam(usa官府) represents the Unit*** States ***vern***nt.
The banker produc*** so*** papers and ***ld **erage Joe *** sign his John Han***ck at the bot***m. A John Han***ck(团体署名) is person's sig***d na***, a signature. His***r***ally, John Han***ck was o*** of the sig***rs of the Unit*** States Declaration of Independence. Han***ck had a be***tiful signature and sig***d his na*** larger than all the others.
As **erage Joe left the bank, he began *** s***g, but sadly, **erage Joe was not a ***od s***ger. He was a Johnny O*** Note(不善唱歌的人). He ***uld o***y s***g o*** note
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